well im buzzing a little bit right now. I went out with my first class hoes (Charlotte and Heather) and hit up Ross on Tuesday (i think?). I found a tic tac toe drinking game and it's been getting some action around here. I learned my lesson with devon the first night we played. We got fuuuccckkkkeeeddd up. Fun and sexy at first, we had a great time modifying the game to include strip shots and other silly things (i got devon to do some pretty funny ass shit in the "loser does what winner says" round). We did not keep track of how many shots had actually been taken (i wouldnt be surprised if we got 7+)and ended up cutting short a romantic bubble bath to sit nauseated in the living room eating hamburger buns trying to sober up. I got some gnarly spins trying to watch "I love Money" and decided to go hug my porcelain friend in the bathroom.
The game made a comeback last night while hanging with jon, dev's bro and andrea. After a few games there was water balloon tossing and drunken Wii Boxing. I knocked devon's ass out so fast it wasnt even funny (for him). I've definitely noticed that i dont pace myself that well on the drinking. I usually even it out with smoking but that's not possible right now. Well, i think devon is starting to wake up a little from his nap. If not then im gonna have another cran+svedka to keep things interesting around here.

i took some venom at 5 pm and it still has me buzzing.
it's been so long since i've been on here.
well i have my own place now with devo. it's nice but i'm yearning for a furry pal since i work my shitty job at nights and spend my time solo during the day while devon is working. hope to get a better job soon... and an awesome pup to take to the beach.
i really want to go shopping or at least window shopping *cough*charlotte*cough*...
hit me up hoes. we need to chiillllll.

well arent these things fun:

Who were you with at 9:00 last night?
with my boo watching the fireworks from our backyard

Where is your sister right now?
oxnard, san jose, massachussets

What is one thing you would love to happen tomorrow?
the county will call me about that sweet job and i can tell my boss to lick my asscrack. and devon will suprise me with the dog i fell in love with at the adoption center.

Do you bite your fingernails?
no, only when they chip and i need to even them out

Do you like Mexican food?
:P i could live off mexican

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
they've seen me kiss him but not this last time.

Do you watch a lot of tv?
i was missing tv until i ordered it and realized there really isnt anything worth watching.

Are you hungry?
no :-\

Do you like your mom?
i love my momma. especially since she hooked it up with a wash and wax for my ride.

Do you have unlimited texting?
no

Where were you at 9pm Tuesday night?
home in a bad mood

What happened at 10:00 am today?
i ate a sandwich and took a shower shortly after

How many hours did you sleep last night?
like 6-7

What was the last text message you received?
i dont know. it may have been some work related message.

Does anyone call you babe?
i get baby cause i am one

What was the highlight of this week?
im proud of myself for succesfully taking a break from smoking.

Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
devon

What was the last reason you went to the Doctor for?
give me my birth control

Do you have any birth marks?
nah

Who will you see the most this weekend besides family?
i havent really seen my family. i will be around my roommate and neighbors

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
yea

Do you drink tea?
iced

Have you ever wanted something you couldn't have?
i want a phat smoke session with some chipotle and a goddamn dog

What's the number one thing you want in life right now?
i want to get out of retail

Have you ever in anyway, been betrayed by someone you trust?
i got dissed

Are you taken?
yep

Today sucked because I sat in a room for jury duty from 8 am to 4pm with nothing to do except sleep, read a magazine, sleep, etc. Afterwards, I went to oasis to radiate my skin to a nice skin tone. Their tanning salon is wayyyy nice. And it was my first time there so my tan was free. I havent done anything marvelous since. I'll be in Chicago in a week and Im so excited. I cant wait to see Devon. I hope that we somehow end up going to six flags in addition to all the other crap we'll be doing. It'll be a nice getaway too. Things at home have been depressing and things outside of home have been dull. I feel bad that I want to get away from my family for a while. It shouldnt be that way, but it's all been overly stressful.

Anyway, I stole this because I havent done one in forever. And im so happy to have found out that Mr. Geib has a baby girl

43 THINGS YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO ASK

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
fortunately not.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
no

3. When's the last time you've been sleigh riding ?
i've never been. i've never been in snow.

4.Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
i usually prefer to sleep with someone else. it's sweet and comforting.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
im not sure. i rather not think about it too much because a large part of me does believe and i always get freaked out.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
not really. im kinda just a day to day person and i havent had the opportunity to search my creative side.

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
umm yea

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Angelina because she keeps adopting these poor kids. Despite the tabloid's focus on her relationship, she does shine light on bigger issues in third world countries.

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
Not a damn thing. I kinda know what I feel comfortable with but I really cant stand to think or hear about them.

10. Do you know how to play poker?
No. I dont know how many times people have tried teaching me, but I cant do it.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Ocarina of Time. It kept me awake 72 hours straight. As soon as I woke up I went back to it.

12. Do you kill bugs that are in the house?
I scream and try and succeed at times. If it's something that I cant handle I usually ask a male to handle it.

13. Have you ever cheated on a test?
I'm sure I have. If I know I cant pass on my own and wont get caught cheating then I may as well.

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run the red light?
Umm, yea I still dont drive.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Probably, but I dont feel like digging to figure out what it is.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Zzzzz

17. Have you ever ice skated?
Twice. It's been fun.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
I remember them best right after i wake up and completely forget them by the end of the day.

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you were crying?
Probably when my brother kept making Sam laugh over stupid shit.

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
blackbird, hold your hand, she loves you, yellow submarine, all you need is love

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I dont know. Does it really matter if you find love anyway?

23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?
Is it a Boobah?

24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
I used to only most of the time. Now im terrified of cars so I have to.

25. What talent do you wish you had?
Everything.

26. Do you like sushi?
I did go to I Love Sushi today.

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yea, but I wasnt driving.

28. What do you wear to bed?
A tight comfy shirt.

29. Have you ever been caught stealing?
No I have not.

30. Does size matter?
Size and girth. It's a nice plus, but can be done without.....not completely though..

31. Do you truly hate anyone?
I think I might

32. Rock and Roll or Rap?
Both

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Decisions, decisions. Either the Calvin Klein model that played Tarzan, one of The Strokes, or Hugh Jackman cause Devo gets jealous when i talk about him.

34. Do you have a relative in prison?
I dont. But my cousin's been in and out of jail.

35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror like your favorite singer?
Naked, even.

36. Do you know how to play chess?
No I dont. I kinda do, but could never get the whole thing down. Thanks, Chadd.

37. What food do you find disgusting?
Pickles and mold foods.

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?"
Only recently when Devon would say it.

39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
I try not to, but sometimes it's just too funny not to. I'd do it in front of them anyway.

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
I dont know. I would like to think that I have.

41. Have you ever been punched in the face?
No I imagine it would hurt a lot.

42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much?
Bryan SantaOlalla's post Thanksgiving party like 3 years ago. I threw up from a bud brownie recently though.

43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater?
There are a number of movies that I should have walked out on.

Zackxisxback: i'm so popular
strokesIM: you are
strokesIM: i say its your dashing good looks
Zackxisxback: and my charming personality
strokesIM: and incredibly large penis
Zackxisxback: and obvious confidence
strokesIM: and your delicious cooking
Zackxisxback: and my sexual appetite
strokesIM: and your magnificent style
Zackxisxback: and my incredible wealth
strokesIM: and your intelligence
Zackxisxback: and my sarcastic and witty repertoire
strokesIM: and that giant list of other startling attributes that i cant seem to remember
Zackxisxback: all of course deriving from my incredibly large penis
strokesIM: well duh